About We Steal From Old People: The Game
Dive into a hilariously twisted world where you play a brazen criminal, shamelessly robbing the elderly for building materials in a uniquely dark incremental action roguelite. The game stands out with its outrageous premise, featuring over-the-top villainous monologues and chaotic combat scenarios as you brawl with unsuspecting targets. Each successful heist feeds into a growing empire, with runs focused on hunting down victims, gathering bricks, and strategically enhancing your power.
As you progress, you unlock quirky upgrades and recruit a motley crew of workers to automate your operations, all while dealing with ramping opposition from online vigilantes. The crude humor and manic pace create an experience that’s part deranged Flash game, part roguelite adventure. If you enjoy chaotic satire and the thrill of rapid build experimentation, this one’s definitely worth your time.
Instructions
- Click the Download button below and you will be redirected to UploadHaven.
- Wait 5 seconds and click on the blue ‘download now’ button. We recommend using a download manager for faster download speeds. (You can use FDM which is free here, or any other download manager).
- Once the game is finished downloading, right click the .zip file and click on “Extract to We Steal From Old People: The Game v0.1.1.zip” (To do this you will need 7-Zip, which you can get here, or you can use the built in windows extractor).
- Double click inside the We Steal From Old People: The Game v0.1.1 folder and run the setup application. Accept the EULA, and install the game. Then, launch the game through the desktop shortcut.
We Steal From Old People: The Game Free Download (v0.1.1)
We Steal From Old People: The Game (v0.1.1)
Size: 323.71 MB
Reminder: This download is completely free and won't cost you a penny. However, If you love the game and want to purchase it, you can support the developers by doing so here.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10 64-bit
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8200 / AMD FX-4100 (64-bit, SSE4.2)
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Vulkan 1.0 compatible GPU – Intel HD Graphics 510 / AMD Radeon R5 (Kaveri) or better
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 500 MB available space
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